Leave Miley Alone!

  She came in like a wrecking ball, literally and figurativly.  Does anyone remember brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and that other spoiled cunt who found her way into fame by sucking off anyone with a camera in one of her daddys hotel rooms.  Why does it seem that the only celebrity chicks that go psycho in the public eye are the ones i have a crush on.  When i was a kid i remember watching parent trap and thinking, "wow, that girl is so hot."  Well now i think i might have a chance with her if she stays out of rehab long enough to go on a date.  Shit, she made me give a shit about herbee!  That's an acomplishment.  Then you have my first crush ever.  I was in 1st grade and i was listening to a beutiful girl sing "oops I did it again!"  Did i know what it meant?  No.  Did i care?  No.  Well next thing i know the only thing more important than the war in iraq is a bald celebrity!  Now with all this stuff in syria going on i get on youtube and go to most popular videos, assuming to see the speech our president gave right there.  Nope.  Guess what i get?  A picture of a naked post-disney channel Miley Cyrus crying.  To be fair, the presidents speech was on there too but it didn't even have nearly as many views.  All aside though,  we shouldn't judge celebritys, friends, co-workers, or anyone for that matter.  I do it all the time and it's hard not to do, but i feel better when i don't.  We can't change other people but we can change ourselves.  Thanks for reading.